your confusion - my illusion

I have an idea for a cartoon about you, alright you ready it's really good.

Your walking down the street and you stop to buy flowers, but their all out of daisy's so instead you buy roses. Then you go home and waiting for you is a representative of the Tehran government and he says to you, "if you give me daisy's, Iran will destroy all of Israels enemies, but you have to give them right now". and you say, "but I only have roses", and he says, "those will do". and then you hand them over to him, and say "Now that will cost you $50.00". Then he says, "but I don't have fifty dollars". so you snatch back the roses and then storm through your front door slamming it shut with him outside. But little did either of you realize across the street was a Palestinian suicide bomber who watching both of you, and while observing thought to herself, "that's so sad, that Islamic man and his Jewish girlfriend must be arguing over this conflict. I bet they were once a happy family and now their relationship is down the drains all because of people like me. Well that's it, I don't want to destroy such a wonderful marriage". So in sobering tears she quickly ran away , and she kept running and running until she got back to her Palestinian homeland. Where it turns out that her father was the leader of those who wish to destroy Israel. So she cried to her father and told him everything she had seen. His heart began to weep and weep, as he heard his little daughter's cries for love. It was in this moment that he fully realized that Israeli's and Palestinians can live in harmony, if only someone would step up and be the bigger man and admit his own guilt first. So that very same day he made a world announcement that he has disbanded his military forces and will forever recognize Israel as a State and even allow thee Israeli's to rule over not only the Palestinian territories but the Gaza Strip as well. On that day World Peace was declared.

That Must Be Hilarious.

thought you may want to see this

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This is just a quick note to say thanks for the devwatch. 100 people are watching as of today and all of the comments and the encouragement is truly appreciated.

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just found out that there is an israeli community on da....
so im droppin by to say hello.....and that ill be watching you
stay in touch

Thanks for the comment. In this whole middle east crisis going on, I support Israel. The arab world is filled with cowards who enjoy blowing themselves up just to kill other people. There is no honor in any of their radical groups. I am not racist and I have plenty of Muslim and Jewish friends, but Palestine is retarded. Isreal belongs to the Jews. Its their land to begin with, and the arab world cant understand that. They keep saying oh its like "coming into a mans house and start taking over it" and that justifies their genocide? Actually its more like "a man leaves his house, and when he returns, he finds people that have taken up residence there." Now, the man isnt asking for the people to completely remove themselves, he asks them to move back a bit and give him some of his own space, so that they can live peace. Sadly this pact never happened. The arab world has basically decreed ALL their land to be "holy land". NO land was theirs to begin with, and they have taken the land by force. They oppose Americans to not step on their holy soil, but they're just as eager to come to America and multiply like rabbits

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